4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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