I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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