Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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