I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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