Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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