I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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