so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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