so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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