i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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