none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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