butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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