I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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