Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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