please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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