Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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