How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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