Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
