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(225): View more from Louisiana

This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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(360): View more from Washington

We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up

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(256): View more from Alabama

I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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(512): View more from Texas

Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.

(512): View more from Texas

Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is

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