Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?