Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(225): View more from Louisiana

shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"

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(520): View more from Arizona

JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!

(1-520): View more from Arizona

what?

(520): View more from Arizona

YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog

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(702): View more from Nevada

We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.

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