shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.