Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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