"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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