Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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