Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
