i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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