Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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