who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
try to milk me bitch
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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