Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Best friends brother. Beat that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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