Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
