He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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