I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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