I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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