Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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