problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the vacuum is drunk
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks