Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea