Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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