420 ftw
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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