thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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