Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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