I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
