drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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