She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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