ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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