So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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