I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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