I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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