I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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