Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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