SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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