Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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