I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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