then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My bed smells like the plague
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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