what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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