dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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