her vagine was all disorganized.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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