There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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