Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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