dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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