So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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