what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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